Microsoft at E3

Two words for you... Technical Difficulties. I counted about three times the sound cut off on these guys. Don't know if I can really say they pulled the trigger, putting themselves out of there misery after dragging themselves with both feet and a knee cap blown out. But overall I don't think it looks good for Microsoft or the XBox One.

First off they showed three 360 games, A new Metal Gear (wasn't really paying attention. DBZ Abridged episode 35 was more important =^_^=), Max curse of Brotherhood that looks really cool, and something else... no wait I think that was it never mind moving on.

Now on to XBox One... Starting off Ryse looks like a super realistic CivRev with quick time events. There's a little Dynasty Warrior mixed in there too. Not feeling it at all, I'd rather play CivRev.

Sunset Overdrive... yeah I don't even know.

Forza 5: Very pretty car, not into racing games so I kind of tuned out. And I don't care what you say, if you call it AI it's going to be the dumb. Game AI is just dumb, it's a thing.

NO MORE MINECRAFT!

Quantum Break looks really cool, but turned off because of being an XBox One exclusive.

D4: My sister seems to think it'll be cool. She likes the artwork. And I have to agree, not everything has to be realistic. But other than that I'm kind of confused by it.

Project Spark: Oh My God! I wish that we can get this baby on PC with Windows 8 or on a Windows 8 tablet because this one... I want I really really want! It's amazing, my inner game designer was sploshing everywhere. I love the idea, I love the graphics, it's amazing. However, if it's an XBox One exclusive... I don't even know what I'll do besides cry for a week.

They presented a fighting game next... I tuned out. XBox is for shooters, that's just how I feel. Then they said they were going to ditch the XBox gold or whatever and were just going to switch to real money for XBox Live. Good for you.

And then... Dead Rising 3. Oh Microsoft... it's the Dead Island engine, they black out between FMV and gameplay and it's beyond unrealistic. It's kind of sad really.

The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt... yeah Skyrim did it first. That is all.

Oh yay Battlefield 4...

Journey rip off called Below.

New Studio: Black Tusk... don't really know what to say.

Here's what happened next. Me and my sis were watching this together and she was trying to figure out what this game was. Her first guess was a Realistic Journey. Then she guessed War of the Worlds or some kind of mix of the two... Nope Halo (lol, she started fake crying. It was hilarious.) Then they said something about a Halo TV Show with Steven Spielberg.

BTW gods forbid the servers crash because these people... they love the Cloud. Worship the Cloud. Good luck with that one kids. XBox One is like 2013's VCR or something.

They ended the confreres with Titanfall. To me this looks like Uncharted+Star Trek+Final Fantasy+Halo. Why? That's all I can really say is why? And the screen set up inside the bot (Titan) I couldn't do it. It's a messed up set up and it gave me a headache just looking at it.

The big thing though... Five hundred bucks. They are charging five hundred dollars for a system they just showed games for today. They said nothing about the system-lock or the fact that you have to always be online or anything else people were having issues with after they announced the stupid thing. They were just like, "This game and that game and here's five new studios were teaming up with. Oh and It's five hundred dollars." No thank you Microsoft, you should have pulled the trigger. You would have been better off.

In short, I am no more an XBox fan then I was before today. But without a doubt there are XBoners out there who are all, "Ermahgerd XBox One, Halo, Battlefield 4, Have to get!" And that to me is sad. I however am a Nintendo/Sony girl and I will be ready to see the Sony con later today. Be back then, Laterz!

P.S. Lego Marvel... New Trailer during preshow on Spike... WANT Want Now!